Matthew Deacon in the Telegraph:

A long queue at the cash machine, being kept on hold when telephoning the bank, waiting more than 10 seconds to cross a busy road – it's almost a reflex, these days, to take such trifles personally. A phenomenon of the Nineties was road rage. Today, I'm sure that more and more of us feel pavement rage. There are too many people and they're in our way.

More than a million members of Facebook have joined a group on the website, called "I Secretly Want to Punch Slow Walking People in the Back of the Head".

Although I have not joined that group on Facebook, I am already a member in spirit. I was so excited over finding out that others shared my "pavement rage" that it entirely undermined the point of Deacon's piece. Giving voice to a thought like "I Secretly Want to Punch Slow Walking People in the Back of the Head" while imploring people to take a different message seems akin to describing in pornographic detail what a sex addict should not do.

Tags: Matthew Deacon, Pavement Rage, Telegraph

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